"Christian Oneliners." Enjoy
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited;
Until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God…
But only as advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church..
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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever..
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Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete:
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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The key to a clean heart is dirty hands. – Len Sweet
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I don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting on the premises.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.
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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves us all, from the "fruits of the spirit" to the "religious nuts"
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
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Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us..
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him..
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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